fatsexybitch:

thirdchildart:

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Don’t ask me to explain, I thought of a pun and I drew it

They beat felt jesus with that

(via t3sticles)

1 day ago 15220 ♥

mortimermcmirestinks:

teaboot:

A phone notification showing what appears to be a bright orange triangle with a black exclamation mark next to text reading, "KAIJU". Faded grey text around the alert reads "Spotify: playing on this phone right now", and lists the artist, "Softwilly". Upon first glance, it looks like a weather alert broadcast.ALT

I thought this was a fucking weather warning

#ALERT#GODZILLAS DICK IS FLACCID

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2 days ago 12733 ♥

markatoto:

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dodge this

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3 days ago 46102 ♥

bigcommunist:

bigcommunist:

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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5 days ago 47543 ♥

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

manywinged:

why does the chain by fleetwood mac go so hard there’s no beat drop or anything just a guitar/bass instrumental and lyrics that absolutely fuck

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5 days ago 91490 ♥

dizzzypup:

mattchewpicchu:

mattchewpicchu:

mattchewpicchu:

Please tell me I’m not the only person seeing the ad on here with the half dressed girl about to get it on with a naked horse?

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LISTEN THEY MAKE THE HORSE MORE NAKED THAN JUST BEING NAKED 😂

It looks like how wearing just shoes and nothing at all else feels. Yeah it’s technically fine but somehow feels MORE nude than just being fully disrobed

NO LOOK I FOUND IT


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YALL DIDNT BELIEVE ME DID YOU

Oh that is a NAKED horse 🫣

1 week ago 954 ♥
gar-dev-oir:
“ green-marios-mansion:
“I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.
”
This is how azula killed aang
”

gar-dev-oir:

green-marios-mansion:

I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.

This is how azula killed aang

(via deceptive-owls)

1 week ago 14213 ♥

spacelazarwolf:

ymutate:

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Statue of Jesus getting slowly absorbed by tree at old cemetery in Bieszczady mountains, Poland

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